【英语笑话】A school report 学校成绩单
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful（愤怒的）as he read,
English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair. and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad（少年，小伙子）.
Well, Dad. said the son, It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that? And he pointed to the next line which read, health, excellent.